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Deb's Diddies... A Wandering Mind


 WORKING...WORKING...WORKING
 

It's come to my attention that I have been lax in my blogging. Well, it's not b/c I don't want to, it's b/c work has ripped my attention from the fun things in life...like blogging. My regular job (the one that pays the bills) has been hounding me so I've had to let it put the choker back on and man, is it tight. But, thankfully my job allows me to pretty much set my own schedule so I am able to schedule myself during my son's school hours (which used to be my blogging time). So, there you have it, work is interfering with my personal time...damn I hate when that happens. But, most of the time I'm just thankful I found a job, after months of being unemployed. And it's not slinging sandwiches in a deli or cleaning toilets in an Irving station (yep, that was a looming on the horizon if things didn't do a turnaround).

I'll be back with you all soon, in the meantime Lucy did an interview with me about my book, check it out. That should fill up at least a month's worth of blogging (b/c you all know how I like to go on and on) and she let me.


Posted by deeej at 1:40 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 I QUIT !
 

RESIGNATION

**I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.

**I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

**I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

**I want to think M&Msare better than money because you can eat them.

**I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hotsummer's day.

**I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

**I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

**I want to believe that anything is possible.

**I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

**I want to live simple again.

**I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes,
mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

**I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

**So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

Anyone care to join me?
Posted by deeej at 5:34 PM - 15 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 WOMEN'S MAGAZINES
 

O.K. my downtime has lead to too much reading of women's magazines. Not that they're all trash, I did find a good quote.

-Don't be fixated on getting to point F, because you'll miss A,B,C,D & E along the way. -Hilary Swank.

Good one, eh?

Some finer points that educated me while wading through the lighter fare of literature.

** Morning Wood-good or bad? Out of the many women polled, most do not like morning sex or would like to say, "Can you put that thing away until after my first cup of caffeine?"

** Living together...for years and years and years...w/o even a glimmer of a wedding band in sight. Most women who let a man move in with them, did so with the assumption that a wedding would be on the horizon within a year or so. You know what assuming gets you...

** Alpha women secretly yearn for an alpha male, despite the fact that most have willing chosen the beta that's shackled to their ankle.

** Divorce can make you richer...once you rid yourself of the beta who's been slowing down your potential. And once you've cut him loose you can soar like an eagle with all the other alpha females, only to find yourself bearing your talons in a fight with them over who gets the last alpha male in the country.

** Women over 40 ARE SEXY! Yayyyy! I'm finally sexy! Who would of thought it?

** Tyra Banks is fat! Now this one is a load of crap! If I was close to seven feet (in heels) and weighed only 161, I'd consider myself a goddess! Shit, most women who are as short as 5'7" weigh that. And they still strut around in slinky clothes!

DAMN I need to find a job, or least get out a little more!


Posted by deeej at 7:46 AM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 WANT A JOB? NOT TOO SURE THIS IS THE WAY TO GET IT.
 

This article was written by a 'career advice counselor'. Tell me what you think.

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Steer Clear of Bad Job-Hunting Advice
by Penelope Trunk

Here are eight job-hunting rules that will hold you back if you're not careful:

Bad Rule No. 1: Draw a clear picture of yourself

A résumé is not an autobiography, it's a marketing document. So the goal is not to tell every single thing about yourself, but rather to get an interview. And the best way to land an interview is to make the employer want to find out more about you.
This is why a résumé should be a tease, not treatise. (This is a great example of why that old rule about keeping your résumé to one page is still a very good one.)

Bad Rule No. 2: Don't be too narrow

If you're not narrow, then what are you selling? Think about cars. Is a BMW the car that meets every need for every person? Is a Saturn the car for high-end and low-end markets? You're no different from a car. You can't be everything to everyone.
If you want to stand out, you have to stand for something. This is your unique selling proposition, and once you have one, you'll naturally focus your résumé a little more sharply than, say, a generalist who, in trying to get every job, isn't a fit for any job.
Sure, this means you have to decrease the pool of jobs you'll take. But when it comes to getting flexibility from employers, it's the specialists, not the generalists, who get what they want. That's because the specialists are the hardest to replace.

Bad Rule No. 3: Don't job-hop

The Bureau of Labor reports that people under 30 switch jobs every 18 months. Most people who cite these statistics are aghast at the lack of loyalty in the workforce. But I say, who cares about loyalty? You know what it got the baby boomers? Layoffs.
Job-hoppers are generally happier in their work. They have more passion for their career because their work changes before it gets boring, and they have better vacations because they can really relax between jobs.

Bad Rule No. 4: Don't have gaps in your résumé

This is a good piece of advice if you're going to make work the only thing in your life. Because if you have nothing else in your life, a gap in your résumé means you're staring off into space.
But if work is a means to do other fun things, a gap is a way to grow, and you can say that in an interview.
When someone asks me about the gap in my résumé, I explain how I lived on a French farm and learned a lot about business and life while I plucked the chickens I ate for dinner.

Bad Rule No. 5: Don't have typos in your résumé

I'm not recommending that you misspell words on purpose, but I am recommending that you chill out about the typos. How can you possibly send out perfect résumés every time? Especially if you're customizing each résumé for each job, which is what you should be doing.
Look, if proofreading were such an easy job then publishing companies wouldn't have to hire proofreaders. So don't make yourself crazy about the typos, because while 10 typos is a sign of incompetence, one typo might be a sign that you have a moderate and healthy standard of perfectionism.

Bad Rule No. 6: Honesty is most important

Résumés are marketing documents, so write yours that way. Give an employer exactly what they want without saying something false.
If you're marketing Pop-Tarts, do you start by saying they have a lot of sugar? Not if you want parents to buy them. You say Pop-Tarts have fiber, maybe. Of course, they don't have a lot. But saying it has some fiber isn't false.
My own résumé says, "Boston University, graduate program in English, wrote master's thesis about hypertext." I never graduated from my program (because I got an amazing job offer based on that thesis). But I did write my master's thesis. It's not a lie. Anyway, it would be insane to say, "English graduate program, cut out early."
The bottom line about honesty: Don't be more forthcoming in your own marketing materials than the marketing manager for Pop-Tarts would be in hers.

Bad Rule No. 7: Clean up your online identity

Stop stressing about the stupid stuff you posted when you were drunk (or worse, not drunk). It's out of your control.
Instead, build a more current online identity that will pop up highest when an employer or recruiter does an online background check (which about 70 percent do). One way to get your new identity to the top of the search engines is to use Naymz, a service that helps control what people find out about you online.
Another way to control what people see about you is to blog. A blog can represent you effectively to the online world, and a good blog will show up higher in searches than almost any kind of page that could damage you.

Bad Rule No. 8: Treat a job hunt like a project and be a project manager

That's great advice if you look for a job four times in your whole life. But today, job hunting is so frequent that often there's no downtime -- not even while you start a new job.
Also, job hunting is continuous today because it's mostly about networking, and you can't build your network if you're taking breaks, because being good at networking means being a good friend. And who takes breaks from that?
So treat your job hunt like a personal development project. And question all the advice people give you. Ask yourself, is this the advice someone was giving 20 years ago? Because if the answer is yes, then you probably need some new advice for today.

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What do you think? Is this good or bad advice?
Posted by deeej at 2:34 PM - 12 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
 

When I find out which local drugstore is carrying these drugs, I'll pass the info on to you guys! Enjoy!

*****

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

****

Have a wonderful day, everyone!

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